The Jonas Brothers couldn’t even put out one statement together. They each had their own break-up line to People Magazine:
“It’s over for now.” – Kevin
“It’s really hard to say ‘forever.’ We’re closing a chapter, for sure.” – Nick
“It was a unanimous decision.” – Joe
This is what I’m reading:
“I’m done with those catty bitches….until we all need more money and have to reunite for a county fair circuit tour.” – Kevin
“It’s really hard to literally say the word ‘forever’ when I’m doing 500 ab crunches few minutes so my body can stay Sean Cody sexy for my new career as a shirtless Instagram model.‘ – Nick
“The fans unanimously made this decision by not buying tickets to our tour.” – Joe
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